My show includes Unlimited tattoos (no lines or waiting), Broadway-style storytelling, Super Funny Comedy Routine, A Fully Interactive, all kids participate, 5-star magic Show complete with prizes for every child, Freeze Dance (DJ Style), all the goodie bags (4 styles to choose from) and a super structured treasure hunt! My show is the best, most generous entertainment out there and you will get all these activities, including all the goodie bags, for one super low price.  I can entertain children of all ages and genders and keep every child at the show engaged and happy the full two hours I am there.  You will be free to party with your grown-up friends and not have to worry about the children having fun or being kept busy.  Keep reading below for full expanded details on each activity (Highly Recommended) including pricing or just  Click here for full pricing disclosure.  Remember my show is fully structured and contained in one room!   Check Out  my Yelp reviews and Call or text me for more info!  Captain Silly Bones aka Marc Schack 240-401-7414.  

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Your 120 Minute adventure all starts with:


(1st) TATTOOS WITH MUSIC: Songs like Let It Go, Baby Shark (EMO version), Moana, Michael Jackson, Kool and the Gang, Limbo Rock and many others; 

In addition to the cool music, I have a wonderful variety of tattoos, over 500 different choices, from Monster Trucks to Race Cars, Pirates to Dinosaurs, Batman to Pokemon, every Disney Princesses to My Little Pony, Shopkins, Spider-Man and more!

The great thing about my tattoos, that you don’t get with balloon twisters or face painters, is the children will not have to wait in line at all because they can apply them on their own! Not only are they super fun, but more than two dozen children can do them all at once! Even the youngest of siblings can get in on the fun. It also makes for some great bonding with your kids, because they can give you tattoos and vice-versa. The kids can get as many as they want. This is also the filler activity, It will keep your guests busy and engaged while waiting for everyone to arrive! When all the guests arrive, the main adventure will begin!
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After the tattoos, the story begins.  The storytelling is truly awesome and acted out by me. I am a professional storyteller and include this service in my show. The story adapts to the age group and gender of the birthday child. This will set the mood for what comes next and introduce the children to Pirate Magic.

(3rd) COMEDY ROUTINE (Magic Treasure)

After the awesome storytelling, the children and I will search for a treasure chest (a stationary comedy routine) which contains a magic gold coin, the pirates’ treasure, which is an exact replica of a Spanish doubloon! And for the princess or mermaid, it’s a beautiful Diamond Ring! They will learn about these magical treasures during the course of the story.  The magic treasure is the “Magic Wand” and your child will use it to do all the magic. Wait until you see their faces when I let them keep it! A picture perfect moment!


The birthday child will then use his or her magical treasure to make the gifts appear from nowhere right in front of their friends! The first of many gifts will guarantee that every child there gets to participate in the magic show and not just watch, like other shows! All the kids will do the Magic and no one is left out. The birthday boy or girl will be the most popular kid in class. I promise they will cheer your child’s name and even give them super hugs.  (During the course of the magic show, the children will magically interact and talk to their favorite characters including Anna & Elsa, Tinkerbell, Sponge Bob, Spider-Man, Superman, Doc McStuffins or any others as well as get magical presents from them. You have to see it to believe it! It’s a  completely unique experience)!  The magic will end with a heart-stopping finale! I won’t say anything more: Dads always make great volunteers. There will also be cool surprises during the course of the magic show including Magic Powers for every child, Black Beard’s Gold, Play Money, Vampire Teeth, and Kosher/ Allergy Free Dum Dum Lollipops. Remember, all the children get to participate and perform the magic, no one is left out, and each child is awarded gifts after each trick. Off Course, your child is still the star that makes it all possible. 


The Magic Show is followed by a super fun Freeze Dance contest where every child will win really cool prizes and no one will lose! It is also great exercise for the kids and will burn up any energy they have left! Ninja Limbo is also included, logistics and time permitting.


After the Limbo/ Freeze dance, there is the treasure hunt. The treasure hunt will top off the Goodie Bags for all the kids! They fill these goodie bags themselves. The treasure hunt includes toys like army men, Mine Craft gold and Gems, Five different types of Stickers, tattoos, toy snakes, glow in the dark crawly bugs, and so much more! (Toys may vary, but the kids will be thrilled with the assortment every time!) It will contain over 3 pounds of goodies!! Boy and Girl bags are also provided. They get to choose their type of bag,  2 different types of Pirate or 2 types of Princess.  No need to buy gender-specific bags yourself, I will provide them. The Birthday boy or girl will also get to choose a special goodie bag themed after some of their favorite charterers like Anna & Elsa, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Ariel and Friends, Monster High, My Little Pony, Sponge Bob, Superman, Batman, Mine Craft and more. Please note, the treasure hunt is very structured and contained in one room, the children will not be running around the house. It is the most awesome treasure hunt you will see, and not only will it teach the children patience, but also personal responsibility in a fun and non-lecturing way! Please ask and I will be glad to explain further.


Wait and see the children’s faces when I sing the birthday song in my Opera Voice. Also, there is really cool party music as the kids sit to eat like “Can’t stop the feeling” , “Eye of the Tiger”, “Cake By the Ocean” and many others.  The kids will also use this time to explore their fully loaded goodie bags. I will also send you an exact time breakdown of the whole program to help with your planning!


In addition to all this, a few days after the party, the birthday child, and siblings (If Any) will receive special gifts in the mail with a personal letter addressed to the birthday child. The Thank You gifts are truly nice and cost me more than $4.00 with postage alone. But I do not mind,  It is my way of saying thanks for your business! I love to give back and provide hard-working families with the most generous show around!

Prices, Prices, Prices!!!: Got a budget,  Click Here for a Special Surprise Offer!

$500.00 for up to 30 children, ($2.00 each additional child) includes everything above including unlimited tattoos and all the goodie bags. Also included is my Happiness Guarantee: I do not take a deposit or any payment till after the show, that way if you’re not happy, you don’t pay! Please Note,  this never happened once in my twenty plus years in business, so rest easy knowing you got the best! Click Here to see why I am the best value around and how I save you more than $1500.00 in party cost alone.

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This is great for best friends, siblings, cousins, and so on!

Just $25.00 for each additional Birthday Child which includes an additional magic treasure (Coin or Ring), a modified story to include the additional magic treasure, and an Extra, Super Special, Boy or Girl Gift Bag.  There are many coupons available to save money, including adding a free additional birthday child or unlimited Guests.  Follow coupon link below or Click Here!

I do not rush out after any performance! I will be there to help you entertain the children and pose for pictures. I can even organize the children so we can take a group photo with all the kids, and those great memories for the birthday child will last forever. I will even help you out with a piñata or any other special activity you may have planned!

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