100 percent happiness guaranteed, or you don’t pay!

I promise that I will keep your kids engaged and spellbound the whole time. My show includes everything from theatrical story telling to all the goodie bags as well as unlimited tattoos, DJ dancing and off course a fully interactive, all kids participate, magic show.  I can also adapt to ANY THEME you have planned from Disney’s Moana to Paw Patrol,  Shopkins to Pokemon and of course, Pirate, Mermaid and Princess shows.  I was voted Number One children’s entertainer for four consecutive years: Book me and see why!  I am so good at what I do that your happiness is 100 percent guaranteed or you won’t pay. See below for more detailed info and what is included. Don’t forget to Check out my Yelp reviews, they speak for themselves (Simply Click Here) Call or Text me for more info!  Captain Silly Bones 240-401-7414 

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The greatest adventure in Pirate Princess Parties is here!


Pirate Magic is so much more than a fully interactive, Top Notch Magic Show – it is several different types of entertainment in one complete and awesome package!  All these activities are included in your show:

DJ Dance party
(featuring songs like How Far I’ll Go, Uptown Funk, I Like to Move It, Move It and so much more) I promise, every child and adult will be dancing up a storm.

Comedy Act (that will leave both kids and adults laughing)

 Fully Interactive and Educational Magic Show (that’ll also involve the kids Magically Interacting with their favorite characters, such as Moana,  Spider Man, Superman,  and any others you can think of. Visit the Birthday Party Page for complete details. Also ,unlike other magic performances, my show involves every single child doing the magic: That’s right, I make it so every child does the magic together, instead of just watch like other shows. Also my magic word , that makes every trick work, is “please”!  So when I am done my show the kids will be saying please and thank you all the time.

Temporary Tattoo Station (Over 500 designs to choose from, ranging from Dinosaurs to Shopkins, Pokemon and even Star Wars) Also there is no lines, so every child will be occupied and not waiting around with nothing to do; Unlike Face Painters or Balloon Twisters!

Broadway Style Story telling and Opera Singing.  I act out the characters voices during my story, just like a Broadway play. I also sing in my Opera voice , the Happy Birthday Song, when it is time for cake!

All goodie bags included! That’s  right, It also includes gender-specific goodie bags for every child (two different types of Princess bags or two types of Pirate bags) and the kids get to choose their own style! The Birthday child will also get to choose a special “Licensed Character” goodie bag including My Little Pony to  Mine Craft or even a Star Wars goodie bag!

Pirate Magic is the perfect activity for all occasions! Boys and Girls of all ages will be entertained, everyone will be happy, guaranteed or you won’t pay!  That is my promise to you! Once again,  I can adapt to any theme you have, call or write for clarification! 
The birthday boy or girl will be a “Super Star” among their friends, and will be the most popular kid in their school! Their friends will be talking about the party long after it is over, because no one forgets their Pirate Magic experience! Seeing is believing!

 Best of all, My twenty plus years of experience and BS in Child Psychology promises super happy children and not one bored child, or it is free; you have nothing to lose! I can make even the most shy birthday children come out of their shell and shine! 

Click Here if you’re planning a Birthday to see full pricing disclosure and for an unbelievable money saving coupon link! For other type of events, please click links above, including my new Blog Page full of useful info about do it your self parties, why I am the best deal around, how to save loads of money and more!
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Call Marc Schack (aka Captain Silly Bones)
240-401-7414
The Adventure Awaits….
email: Piratemagic@netzero.net