Frequently Asked Questions

Answers to important questions you may have and full party description including pricing.

I come to you!

All gender neutral goodie bags included (see example)

Whats in the goodie bags: (see example)

I do not supply food, cake or decorations… just the fun, goodie bags, toys, and wonderful memories!

100% structured fun! I promise I will keep the kids beyond happy and engaged the whole 120 minutes regardless of age and gender: You will be free to party with your grown-up friends! No one is better or more generous. I offer not only all the goodie bags, but many structured activities from start to finish including one of the greatest fully interactive, every child participates, magic show you will ever see (read below for full details). Best of all, my activities for the kids have no one waiting in lines unlike balloon twisters or face painters. They are fully engaged from the very beginning starting with an assortment of over 500 different tattoos.


$425.00 for up to 20 children ($3.00 each additional child). Remember the Birthday child, one Best friend and siblings (if any) are free, do not include them in the total number of guests. No need to buy goodie bags, they are included!

$15.00 for an extra birthday child. The $15.00 includes an additional super stuffed gift bag as well as an extra magical treasure: Also included is a modified story to incorporate the extra birthday child!

I charge a small service fee of $25.00 for any party located 40 miles or more from my address and then it is only a $1.00 per mile over the 40 count.

Happiness Guarantee or your show is free

I never take a deposit. I accept all forms of payment, electronic or otherwise. If you and the kids are not blown away by my performance, it will be free. No deposit required. Cash, Check, Venmo, PayPal, Cash App and Credit Cards accepted after the show and only if you are blown away by my performance. Accepting payment after the show is the happiness guarantee, if you’re not happy, you don’t pay! It is that simple.

Read below for full description of what is included and examples of time breakdowns to help you plan!

The first 90 minutes of your adventure includes:

Unlimited Tattoos: Over 500 choices! Why pay for someone in a cheap costume posing for pictures when you want super heroes and princesses to match your theme. I have all the tattoos kids love including, Spider man, Batman, Pokemon, LOL, My Little Pony, all the Disney Princess and so many more including Jurassic World, Encanto and even Mine Craft.

Theatrical Story Telling: Truly awesome Broadway worthy story telling.

Comedy Routine: A super funny routine that will have both adults and children laughing with delight.

Opera Singer: I sing the Happy Birthday song as well as sing opera during the magic show, sometimes my voice may be a little rough depending on how much singing I do that week, but it will still be fun and cool for the kids!

Fully Interactive Magic Show: All kids participate and even receive gifts after every trick they perform. His or her friends will cheer your child’s name, that’s a promise! If that’s not enough, wait till you see their face when I let them keep the magic treasure they learn about during the story! I even include the siblings in the magic show, (if old enough).

Freeze Dance/Limbo: Depending on time and number of kids. No one gets “out”. Complete with prizes for every child!

Treasure Hunt: Provides five different types of gender neutral goodie bags for the kids to choose from. The treasure hunt Contains allergy-free candy (No Peanut or Chocolate products) and lots of cool toys kids love, plus the birthday child can choose their own special goodie bags from an assortment of various characters like Anna and Elsa, My Little Pony, Spider-Man, Superman, Batman, Rainbow Unicorns, Sponge Bob, All the Disney princess and more!

DJ Dance Party (with games and giveaways): Awesome music played through the course of the party, kids and adults will be dancing just like a family friendly dance club. I am better and more fun than a professional DJ and it is included along with everything else in the show!

The last 30 minutes of the 120 minute show: Food and Cake time! Cool music will be played for the remainder of the party!

Also included with every show is a super stuffed gift bag for the birthday child including their very own magic trick they can take to school and show their friends.

11-1 and 3-5 are usual show times

11am-1pm Show Breakdown Example:

  • 10:30 I arrive to set up, meet the birthday child and help you if needed.
  • 11:00-11:25 Unlimited Tattoos.
  • 11:25-11:35 Story.
  • 11:35-11:40 Comedy routine.
  • 11:40-12:10 Magic Show.
  • 12:10-12:20 Limbo.
  • 12:20-12:35 Treasure Hunt, Freeze Dance.
  • 12:35-1:00 Food and Cake.

Have parents arrive at 12:55 to pick up the children, that way when they are done eating, they go home and you do not have to worry about children running wild with nothing to do.

3pm-5pm Show Breakdown Example:

  • 2:30 I arrive to set up, meet the birthday child and help you if needed.
  • 3:00-3:25 Unlimited Tattoos.
  • 3:25-3:35 Story.
  • 3:35-3:40 Comedy routine.
  • 3:40-4:10 Magic Show.
  • 4:10-4:20 Limbo.
  • 4:20-4:35 Treasure Hunt, Freeze Dance.
  • 4:35-5:00 Food and Cake.

Have parents arrive at 4:55 to pick up the children, that way when they are done eating, they go home and you do not have to worry about children running wild with nothing to do.

How to Save Money

No need to buy bandannas, or eye patches, they never go over well and you will be wasting your money and have tons of leftovers, trust me on this, the children do not care and you can save $15.00 there alone! They will get plenty of giveaways with me anyway. No swords of any kind are recommended. For they promote violence and are a distraction. No need to supplement their goodie bags, I provide the children with everything they love, save your money. No need to buy a Piñata, the kids will get plenty of stuff from me. If you have a piñata or you can’t talk your child out of it, no problem, I will help you out with setting it up, running it and keeping the kids safe. You will not be sorry; I promise you the best and most generous show you will ever see!

If there is any other questions, contact or call Captain Silly Bones at 240-401-7414 anytime!