100 percent happiness guaranteed, or you don’t pay!

I promise no one is better or more generous! All 120-minute Birthday Shows include An all-inclusive Magical performance, where every child participates, Unlimited Tattoos (Filler Activity) All The Goodie Bags (4 different styles),  Professional Storytelling, Opera Singing, Treasure Hunt, a DJ with awesome music and games like Freeze Dance and Limbo.   My show also adapts to ANY THEME you have planned from Unicorns to Pokemon and of course, Pirate, Mermaid, and Princess themes. Book any show between September and December 2019 and take $120.00 off the total cost (click me). I am so good at what I do that you and your children’s happiness is 100 percent guaranteed or your show is FREE!    I promise that I will keep the kids engaged and spellbound the whole time I am there!  See below for specific detailed info on every activity included in your show (Highly Recommended) and don’t forget to check out my Yelp, Google and Facebook reviews, just search “Pirate Magic” or click links.  Feel free to Call or Text me anytime.  Marc Schack aka Captain Silly Bones 240-401-7414 

Land Lovers Behold

The greatest adventure in Pirate Princess Parties is here!

Pirate Magic is so much more than a fully interactive, 5 star, Magic Show – it is several different types of entertainment in one complete and awesome package!  All these activities are included in your show: Click the youtube link to see live examples, they are labeled by category. 
1. DJ Freeze Dance party: I promise every child and adult will be dancing up a storm to songs like Baby Shark (Emo version),  Despacito, Moana, Frozen, Cake By the Ocean, Counting Stars, Eye of the tiger, Kool and the Gang and many others. This not only teaches children listening skills, but gives them a great workout equivalent to any bounce house party! There is even a super fun flying routine (Click here for example)
Super Funny Comedy Act (that will leave both kids and adults laughing hysterically)
3. Fully Interactive Magic Show (All kids Participate)  The magic word  is “please”, not Abra Cadabra!  So when I am done my show the kids will be saying please to ask for things all the time! Plus the birthday child will use their Magic treasure, I give them and explain in the story, to let all their friends do the magic together, not just watch like other magic shows!
Unlimited Temporary Tattoos Over 500 designs to choose from including Dinosaurs, Batman, Pj masks, Spider-Man, Transformers, Shopkins, Hatchimals, Beanie Boos, Emojis, Pokemon, My Little Pony,  Paw Patrol, Lightning McQueen, Shimmer and Shine, Moana, Anna and Elsa , Hello Kitty, Rainbow Unicorns and many more! Also there are no lines, so every child will be occupied as well as engaged and not waiting around with nothing to do; Unlike expensive and mondane Face Painters or Balloon Twisters!
Professional Story Telling Presentation (Theatrical Quality) I act out the story just like proffesionals in a Broadway play would do, the kids are fully immersed the whole time. Some people pay upwards of $150.00 for this service alone, it is included in my show for no extra charge!
Opera Singer ( I sing Happy Birthday in my Opera Voice, the kids love this)
Fully Structured and Self Contained Treasure Hunt. The treasure hunt is structured and contained in one room, all the kids get an equal share of the goodies and there is never any fighting or hoarding of the treasure!
 All goodie bags included! That’s  right, It also includes gender-specific goodie bags for every child (two different types of Princess bags or two types of Pirate bags) and the kids get to choose their own style! The Birthday child will also get to choose a special “Licensed Character” goodie bag including My Little Pony to  Minecraft or even a Star Wars goodie bag! 

Pirate Magic is the perfect activity for all occasions! Boys and Girls of all ages will be entertained, everyone will be happy, guaranteed or you won’t pay!  That is my promise to you!

 Best of all, My twenty plus years of experience and BS in Child Psychology promises super happy children and not one bored child, or it is free; you have nothing to lose! I can make even the most shy birthday children come out of their shell and shine! 


Call Marc Schack (aka Captain Silly Bones)
The Adventure Awaits….
email: Piratemagic@netzero.net