100 percent happiness guaranteed, or you don’t pay!

I promise I am the best entertainment on the whole planet when it comes to kids shows. All 90-minute shows include An all-inclusive Magic Show where every child participates, Unlimited Tattoos (Filler Activity) All The Goodie Bags (4 different styles)  Theatrical Style Storytelling, Opera Singing, Treasure Hunt, and  DJ style games like Freeze Dance and Limbo.   My show also adapts to ANY THEME you have planned from Unicorns to Pokemon and of course, Pirate, Mermaid, and Princess themes. Book any show between September and December 2018 and take $80.00 off the total cost (click me). I am so good at what I do that you and your children’s happiness is 100 percent guaranteed or your show is FREE!    I promise that I will keep the kids engaged and spellbound the whole time i am there!  See below for specific detailed info on every activity included in your show and don’t forget to check out my Yelp, Google and Facebook reviews, just search “Pirate Magic” or click links.  Feel free to Call or Text me anytime.  Marc Schack aka Captain Silly Bones 240-401-7414 

Land Lovers Behold

The greatest adventure in Pirate Princess Parties is here!

Pirate Magic is so much more than a fully interactive, Top Notch Magic Show – it is several different types of entertainment in one complete and awesome package!  All these activities are included in your show:
DJ Freeze Dance party: I promise, every child and adult will be dancing up a storm. 
Comedy Act (that will leave both kids and adults laughing)
Fully Interactive Magic Show (All kids Participate)  The magic word, that makes every trick work, is “please”!  So when I am done my show the kids will be saying please to ask for things all the time! Plus the birthday child will use their Magic treasure, I give them and explain in the story, to give all their friends magic wishing powers!

Temporary Tattoo Station (Over 500 designs to choose from, ranging from Dinosaurs to Shopkins, Pokemon and even Star Wars) Also there is no lines, so every child will be occupied and not waiting around with nothing to do; Unlike Face Painters or Balloon Twisters!
Broadway Style Storytelling,
Opera Singing, and a Treasure Hunt.  I act out the characters voices during my story, just like a Broadway play, the kids are entranced the whole time. I also sing Happy Birthday Song in my Opera voice when it is time for cake! The kids get a Kick out of this! The treasure hunt is structured and contained
in one room, all the kids get an equal share of the goodies and there is never any fighting or hoarding of the treasure!
All goodie bags included! That’s  right, It also includes gender-specific goodie bags for every child (two different types of Princess bags or two types of Pirate bags) and the kids get to choose their own style! The Birthday child will also get to choose a special “Licensed Character” goodie bag including My Little Pony to  Minecraft or even a Star Wars goodie bag! 

Pirate Magic is the perfect activity for all occasions! Boys and Girls of all ages will be entertained, everyone will be happy, guaranteed or you won’t pay!  That is my promise to you!

 Best of all, My twenty plus years of experience and BS in Child Psychology promises super happy children and not one bored child, or it is free; you have nothing to lose! I can make even the most shy birthday children come out of their shell and shine! 


Call Marc Schack (aka Captain Silly Bones)
The Adventure Awaits….
email: Piratemagic@netzero.net